RABID DOGS + THE AMAZING RACE

The Amazing Race if you haven't seen it is such an amazing show, it's basically a race around the world in which teams of two compete to win a million dollars. I personally think they should do a celebrity Amazing Race but I can see where it goes down hill, they probably will not get that far since they will most likely be followed by tons of people when they try to accomplish any sort of task.

Currently Have M.I.A.'s Paper Planes stuck in my head.

 Great song, currently on repeat for me though. 

There is a pack of rabid dogs running around the city, and whatever are you going to do. They control the city as if people and their cars didn't exist. Your own dog turns on you, that bitch! Especially after you gave them such a luxurious life, with a warm place to sleep and a guaranteed meal twice to maybe three times a day. So much for paying for all of those vaccinations, you've just contributed to the healthiest animal gang ever.  Now you just wish they won't eat your cat once you go to work, because you just know that they have a major problem with them. But a big question is how in the hell are you going to get to work if you can't even leave your home because they are out there waiting for you to leave so they can use you as a chew toy as well. So you will soon eat through all the food in your house which would probably take two weeks, but once you run out your, fucked forever, because then you become the main course. So if you ever dreamed of being found dead in your place being eaten dogs this might suit you. Think about all of the other people who dislike dogs, much less want to become a chew toy for them, and the fact that they now can't leave the house because you one day decided it was okay to walk your pup without a leash.  You remember the happy days when you and your dog were best of friends, going places, seeing people having so much fun. Getting to play fetch with man's ex-best friend with their favourite stick. Now your trapped in your own house making sure all the doors and windows are locked tightly. Now you wish you didn't take them to the park to become so fit, because now they are after you.  So next time you think about the rabid dogs that run the entire city, remember to take your golf clubs, just in case it gets to a point where you are stuck in the corner of a dark alley and you see your life coming to the end very fast, because you are being cornered by these rabid dogs, who are licking their teeth and snarling at you. They drool is coming from their mouths and blood has coated their fur. Maybe the blood is just tomato sauce but you'd have to be kidding yourself, you know it's blood. Oh, and don't forget to use those golf clubs as if your life depended on it, because it does.  THE END. BEWARE OF THE DOG. If I were to ever to get a dog it would be either a German Sheperd or a Doberman Pinscher or a Russo-European Laika.